By Kendall Wiggins
I shaved my balls for this//
//Went to drunk yoga drunk
(and naked, to be honest)
Still up because… [white line fever]
I couln’t sleep
I mean cause I was threading the needle all night
yeah, all night
//Christmas was rough
Mother going mother nuts (that grandma fooler, what the fuck?)
Shit the bed when I showed her…
And I wonder why
I have Santaphobia
//I was going freestyle when I said I love you
but it was a 3-minute passion statement
I had Carpal Tinder Syndrome and baker’s block
I made sadghetti instead
[bitches gotta eat]
//Got a call from a guy today
he said
hey you
hey sidedick #2
i’m omy2syg
(it was a text message, actually)
//You say I’m an ass jacket
I give you a punchpology
“Worldstar!!”
cause you done
fucked. up.
(closet psycho)
So much for friends with penalties//
//What a
#year
* Write poems and proses in which you set yourself the task of using particular words,
chosen at random (I chose the last 30 Urbandictionary words of the day)
Clamor 